I hate birds. Yes, I said it. Me. I hate birds. Here’s why….
As the kids and I were finished running errands for the day, I decided to treat everyone to McDonalds. While walking there, the most insanely disgusting and revoltingly revolting thing happened to me. A dirty stinkin’ seagull crapped on my head. Right on top!! I felt it oozing down my hair, and after touching my head, kinda hoping it was rain water, my hand returned with green and brown crap all over it. AAAAHHHHHH! I freaked and dragged the kids into a corner. “Oh Lord, no! Help me Gemaine!!” I struggled with all my bags and managed to put them down. I got out my handi wipes which I’d had the good fortune of purchasing about 1/2 an hour earlier. I started scrubbing my head like mad! Gemaine was just standing there looking at me like I was insane. Keivy just watched with a look of indifference. I told Gemaine what had happened, and got him to check my hair.
“Eeewww mama! Oh Holy crap, thats disgusting! Oh man, that’s nasty! That’s a lot of crap!”
“Thanks Gemaine, now help me get it out!!!!”
After much scrubbing and totally ruining the hairdo, it was finally out! I combed my hair back as best I could, even though I now looked similar to a birds nest, and we made it to McDonalds with no further incident. Oh, I was also very happy I’d purchased some antibacterial hand gel.
I must have known this would happen!
I have lived in Edinburgh for 3 freakin years surrounded by dirty seagulls and pigeons and have managed to miraculously avoid bird poo plopping on me. My mother got it on the first day, and all the boys have managed to get dumped on once. Not me, I’m way too scornful for that! So, why today? Why did they have to poop on my parade?! Why!? I could have gone my whole lifetime and then some without this happeneing to me!
I bathed and scrubbed my head so much when I got home I’m surprised I still have hair. My mother tried to tell me it’s good fortune and luck. No, it’s not luck okay! Bird poo is not lucky, and whoever decided to call getting pooed on a lucky charm and good fortune, is insane! How can it be a good thing?! It’s one of the most unlucky things to happen to me, and I still feel dirty from it. *sob* I feel so violated. *sob*
Anywho, I’ve been missing due to internet troubles. My bad! I owed them £20. Yeah, not really a lot there, I kinda forgot about it. *hee-hee* I know I have a lot of blog reading to catch up on.
I’ve been so miserable this past week.
I have sciatica due to a swollen disc pushing on my sciatic nerve and causing permanent back and leg nerve pain. (from being hit by a car in 2001) I live on pain killers, and this past week is worse than usual. I’m not sure why, but my back is hurting me almost as bad as it did before I was operated on in 2006, and I’m worried. I’m pretty sure I haven’t done anything to injure myself, and am worried it’s all my crocheting that’s aggravating my back. It hurts me to sit up for long periods of time, and with all the work I’ve been doing lately, it’s been pretty necessary to do so. I was supposed to finish 3 sweaters this week, and have about 1 1/2 done. I don’t know what I’m going to do, and don’t want to have to tell them I can’t do as much as I’d originally thought. I’m limping like an old lady, I’m moving as slow as a snail, can barely bend and almost cry when I have to get up to stand. What am I going to do!?!? *sigh* I don’t think I like this week. Doesn’t bad luck come in 3’s? I sure hope not.
Now for some pics. I don’t have any crafting photos since I’ve just been doing the same ol’s cardigans and jumpers. So, here are pics of my pumpkins!!
This boy will not leave my cream cheese alone! What kind of kid likes cream cheese anyway?
He decided to stop in my room for a snack while riding his bike around the flat. That’s Boo the guinea pig in the background, who I recently relocated to the living room in a bid to reclaim my bedroom.

Now here’s Gemaine and Keivy. Lord only knows what was wrong with Keivaughn. I can’t remember, but I think he wanted to take his bike out, and we couldn’t because we were going on the bus into town. Gemaine loves to make faces for the camera!

This is the result of eating an innocent looking candy necklace. We were just walking along to the park and I just happened to casually glance at his face, and was confronted by that mouth.
I was quite shocked, and quickly took a photo before cleaning him up. Bad mommy for not noticing earlier!
Oh, and he’s been learning sign language from his fav tv shows, and I think that may be a sign. Gasp! I hope it’s not a gang sign! Nursery hooligan!

This is Keivaughn receiving his certificate for graduating from nursery. My lil’ man will be in preschool next year!

We made it to the Tree Festival this year in Inverleith park. It’s all about being green and using natural products like wood etc. It was really interesting and there were a lot of cool demonstrations set up, like wooden bowl carving, chain saw art, felting and spinning demonstrations, wooden statues and furniture for sale and even axe throwing. The weather made a turn for the worse, and this was our hurried escape. They smiled for the camera, but really they were freezin and wanted to get the heck outta there. So I packed the camera away and obliged.
We got soaked on the way home anyway though.

Can someone please tell me what the heck this is!? I was at the bus stop with Keivy and this was spotted walking across our path. After repeatedly having to stop Keiv from stepping on it, I managed to take a pic. It sure is pretty for a bug huh!?

This last pic is Keivy and the hat we made for the garden party at his nursery. I had all weekend to get it done, and ended up doing it a few hours before he had to leave for school. Procrastination is a long going issue of mine.
Again he’s signing something, I just hope it’s a good thing.

In case you’re wondering why there aren’t more pics of Gemaine, he doesn’t keep still long enough to get many pics taken. He is one wild child!
Now I’m off to read a few blogs and get some crocheting done. Well, hopefully anyway.
Ta-ta for now!